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Whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN.
That is an order.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:27, Reply)
Yeah, and don't google '1992 space movie' either.

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:29, Reply)
too late

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:47, Reply)
I had a weird premonition that I knew what this would be.
Turns out I was right.
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 20:05, Reply)
ok

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:47, Reply)
fuck.

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:48, Reply)
lol

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:51, Reply)
hairball custard, pencilmeat pudding

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:48, Reply)
whatever you do

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:48, Reply)
vombag lucky dip
freshly minted carrot coins
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:50, Reply)
Alright, Mark E. Smith.

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:51, Reply)
YESssAh

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 19:54, Reply)
whatever you do, on no account look wonderingly up into the night sky and catch yourself thinking
but how, *how* can it all be so impossibly beautiful? and find yourself somehow strangely unable to breathe, but not feeling frightened at all, even as the darkness between the stars begins to bleed into your eyes and you feel yourself, as if from a great distance, falling backwards. that is an aweder
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:15, Reply)
it'll be orion's belt if i catch you saying shit like that to my wife again

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:26, Reply)
is it true that your wife is made of stars and weeps for your absence
silently, in the cold watches of the endless night, that the pause between her in-breath and her out-breath is as the unmeasurable time that falls between the death of one galaxy and the birth of the next, no offence, just what I heard
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:53, Reply)
if you're asking if she's a white dwarf then yeah

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:56, Reply)
lolll

(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:58, Reply)
I'm with Brother Cavil on this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_UVPLHAOAY
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:32, Reply)
ahahahahaha oh my fucking god this is the best thing I have ever seen
he's so right
(, Sun 23 Mar 2025, 21:48, Reply)