Ma home taaaan is Laaaandaaaaan
you slaaaaag

It's not really, London is shit
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:08, archived)

London is only shit if you're a povvo
Therefore you must be a povvo. As well as a colossal mahometan.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:12, archived)

At least he didn't fly into Heathrow when it was shut like a massive cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:36, archived)

I heard Sheila by Jamie T on the radio the other day.
It was even shitter and more annoying than I remembered.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:38, archived)

I think Valerie by the Zutons and covered by Amy Winehouse
is a fucking abysmal song liked by the worst people.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:29, archived)

I know we don’t like to speak ill of anyone on here, least of all the dead
but Amy Winehouse was shit and I’m not going to pretend otherwise.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:50, archived)

We are good like that,
but I agree her music was shite.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:57, archived)

I liked it when she pulled a bottle of ketamin out of her hairdo on stage
snorted a line, pissed herself in front of the audience then shouted at them about how her husband Blake was going to sort them all out.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 13:55, archived)

A real loss for music <3

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:34, archived)

She was no Vengaboys, that's for sure.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:53, archived)

The Vengahearse is coming
And Winehouse has been dumped in
Her songs were shit and quite drab
She should have gone to rehab
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:15, archived)

They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said "no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:39, archived)

2 Winehoused

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)

Oh, we're going to eat pizza
And then throw it up again
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:48, archived)

there's no renet

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:49, archived)