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Colossal mahometan thread
Eat shit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:04, Reply)
Ma home taaaan is Laaaandaaaaan
you slaaaaag

It's not really, London is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:08, Reply)
London is only shit if you're a povvo
Therefore you must be a povvo. As well as a colossal mahometan.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:12, Reply)
At least he didn't fly into Heathrow when it was shut like a massive cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:36, Reply)
I heard Sheila by Jamie T on the radio the other day.
It was even shitter and more annoying than I remembered.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:38, Reply)
I think Valerie by the Zutons and covered by Amy Winehouse
is a fucking abysmal song liked by the worst people.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:29, Reply)
I know we don’t like to speak ill of anyone on here, least of all the dead
but Amy Winehouse was shit and Iโ€™m not going to pretend otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:50, Reply)
We are good like that,
but I agree her music was shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:57, Reply)
I liked it when she pulled a bottle of ketamin out of her hairdo on stage
snorted a line, pissed herself in front of the audience then shouted at them about how her husband Blake was going to sort them all out.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 13:55, Reply)
A real loss for music <3

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:34, Reply)
She was no Vengaboys, that's for sure.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 14:53, Reply)
The Vengahearse is coming
And Winehouse has been dumped in
Her songs were shit and quite drab
She should have gone to rehab
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:15, Reply)
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said "no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:39, Reply)
2 Winehoused

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:48, Reply)
Oh, we're going to eat pizza
And then throw it up again
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:48, Reply)
there's no renet

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 15:49, Reply)
That would be extremely unpleasant
Not to mention hazardous to your health
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:27, Reply)
Peace be with you

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 10:51, Reply)
2p's with you

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 12:56, Reply)
Bleurgh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 11:06, Reply)
NO U

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 11:08, Reply)
Just WAIT until brb sees this!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 26 Mar 2025, 13:11, Reply)
oh right, it's an archaic offensive term.
I honestly hadn't heard of it before now.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 13:44, Reply)
have you ever climbed a mohountain?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 26 Mar 2025, 17:32, Reply)