Friday morning
and what a bright and zingy spring morning it's shaping up to be out there. I can hear birdsong and I recon if I put a load of washing on and hang it outside it'll be dry before nightfall, yes indeed. Trump's tariffs can't spoil that!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:21, archived)

I'm just about to get dressed and go shopping
Only a small shop today, but shopping is shopping
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:34, archived)

Torch a Tesla while you're there would you?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:49, archived)

In Bootle?
There's nary a tesla to be seen round here
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 8:54, archived)

Torch a scally instead then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:13, archived)

They're very slippery, your average scally

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:01, archived)

Throw petrol on them

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:03, archived)

have you seen the price of gas

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:39, archived)

are gas prices and petrol prices linked?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 12:51, archived)

yeah, they're rated against petroleum prices

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 13:57, archived)

I feel that would add to the slipperiness

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:53, archived)

We're S- H- O- P- P- I- N- G
We're shopping!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:01, archived)

Yes. Yes we are.

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:00, archived)

it's a spectacular morning here
possibly one of the best mornings ever
( vladimir, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:28, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:38, archived)

Good morning Smegg Wallace!

( vladimir, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:43, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 9:36, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 10:23, archived)

Get Everyone On Smack Today Or Regret Monday

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 10:24, archived)

My PC's deid.
Absolutely not what I needed this week.
( .Yeti., Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:12, archived)

RIP

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 11:57, archived)

listen would you post the fucking quiz please i can't believe how irresponsibly you're behaving

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Apr 2025, 13:52, archived)