I got a chocolate bunny
from my mummy
it's in my tummy
and it's yummy
might make my poo runny
which isn't funny
I'm 47
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:37, Reply)

shit in an bunny mould, freeze and repeat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:43, Reply)

Someone called me a 'dick mould' once
I always wondered if they meant an actual mould of a penis or fetid smeg cheese
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:45, Reply)

I don't think an insult is very effective if all it leaves you with is semantic uncertainty

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:22, Reply)

I'll tell my kids to stop calling me it then

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:24, Reply)

whatever, pencilmeat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:32, Reply)

Now hang on...
are you saying I am a pencil made of meat or am I a graphite drawing of, say a pork chop?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:50, Reply)

only smarties have the answer

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 16:25, Reply)

^ anti-semantic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:36, Reply)

^ is rael upset

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:13, Reply)

Very fetid smeg cheese

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:56, Reply)

Just had my Easter dump
It’s what Jesus would have wanted
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:49, Reply)

As in “Christ, you could tarmac a drive with that”

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:49, Reply)

Here's your asphalt Dave
Ta Mac
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:50, Reply)

Something something yule log

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:50, Reply)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 20 Apr 2025, 15:06, Reply)

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( $$ ✅, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:50, Reply)

😍

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:51, Reply)

I'm 50
And I got a Terry's chocolate mint egg
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 15:06, Reply)

Sm+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 15:24, Reply)