Just realised that records with an acapella are fucking pointless unless you have three decks, which I don't.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 2 May 2025, 22:14, Reply)

why three?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:19, Reply)

Because assuming you're playing an acapella over an instrumental track you need to be able to mix into another instrumental track while the acapella plays

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 3 May 2025, 10:06, Reply)

gotcha, well that actually makes sense, here's the thing though, acapella is fucking awful, so it's not really an issue is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 12:08, Reply)

What if I have three dicks, though?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 2 May 2025, 22:24, Reply)

gonna need to book at least a trio
Of singers, I meant. A trio of them. three.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:44, Reply)

call me

( vladimir, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:57, Reply)

haha, he could, using his dick to phone!
(dictaphone)
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:24, Reply)

brilliant

( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:14, Reply)

you seem very effusive since the three dick news came in

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 May 2025, 0:45, Reply)

to be fair I'm usually like this
but I can't honestly say it's defussived me
( vladimir, Sat 3 May 2025, 2:45, Reply)

This is bollocks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:38, Reply)

Three bollocks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:52, Reply)

Ah cha cha chaa

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 May 2025, 23:07, Reply)