Pump up the smeg, pump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the smeg is pumping
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:17, archived)

morning, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:17, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 8:28, archived)

get everybody going on the smegma

( MiseryCunt, Thu 8 May 2025, 8:48, archived)

Get up, get up, get smeggy do it
Get up and move that body
Get up people now get down to it (before the smeg is over)
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:26, archived)

I'm as serious as cegma
When I say rhythm is a smegma
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:35, archived)

I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to smeg a microphone
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:32, archived)

I don't want to see a smeg
That's the thing that I fear, Meg
I'd rather have a piece of egg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:11, archived)