morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 6:08, archived)

Pump up the smeg, pump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the smeg is pumping
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:17, archived)

morning, I mean

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:17, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 8:28, archived)

get everybody going on the smegma

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 8 May 2025, 8:48, archived)

Get up, get up, get smeggy do it
Get up and move that body
Get up people now get down to it (before the smeg is over)
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:26, archived)

I'm as serious as cegma
When I say rhythm is a smegma
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:35, archived)

I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to smeg a microphone
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:32, archived)

I don't want to see a smeg
That's the thing that I fear, Meg
I'd rather have a piece of egg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:11, archived)

Morning Smegg man.
goo-goo g'joob
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:46, archived)

Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 8:28, archived)

morning mista smegma

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 8 May 2025, 8:49, archived)

feel like pure shit just want a new pope

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:03, archived)

I can't believe it's been two days since them slags started a conclave
Still freaks my nut to this day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:32, archived)

Got that Floating Points & Pharoah Sanders album on the go again.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 9:04, archived)

don't you know by the jan hammer group here

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:53, archived)

I shall be observing a 2 min silence all day today out of respect for are brave boy's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:59, archived)

Can’t believe it’s been 80 years since them slags stopped fighting it still freaks my nut out to this day.

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:15, archived)

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:16, archived)

This had better get on the popular page you unpatriotic swines

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:17, archived)

please don't populol page this
it's a far right meme taken from britain first
( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:31, archived)

It's great, isn't it?
In a similar vein, I recommend John Tchicai With Strings, which came out a couple of years earlier
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:04, archived)

It's a beautiful thing to listen to.
I'll check out your recommendation after I've finished listening to Linkin Park.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 11:12, archived)

I don't know. I really don't.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:38, archived)

can you take me off mute please

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:48, archived)

Candles

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:49, archived)

sniff it

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:54, archived)

sniff it good
sn-sniff it real good
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:57, archived)

THE NORTH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 9:54, archived)

FOOK A DOOK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:59, archived)

EY UP

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:15, archived)

Well what DO you know?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:02, archived)

youtu.be/TrqncNVA0FY?si=IP76IX6zpj4HXEC_
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:52, archived)

Yep, that is all you need to know.
Happy candles and that.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:32, archived)

I've been offered a trial day for my dream job*
It's the day I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled

*Smegmeister General of the UK
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:33, archived)

Pope?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:14, archived)

no thanks I've just put one out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:22, archived)

foreskin inspector?

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:34, archived)

Buy this magical amulet for good luck!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:52, archived)

Well you would say that wouldn't you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:55, archived)

The hunger of a spirit must be satisfied like that of a mortal. It is for this reason that the ancients say: "หมอผีตายเพราะผี หมองูตายเพราะงู"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:44, archived)