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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 6:08, Reply)
Pump up the smeg, pump it up
While your feet are stomping
And the smeg is pumping
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:17, Reply)
morning, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:17, Reply)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 8:28, Reply)
get everybody going on the smegma

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 8 May 2025, 8:48, Reply)
Get up, get up, get smeggy do it
Get up and move that body
Get up people now get down to it (before the smeg is over)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:26, Reply)
I'm as serious as cegma
When I say rhythm is a smegma
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:35, Reply)
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to smeg a microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:32, Reply)
I don't want to see a smeg
That's the thing that I fear, Meg
I'd rather have a piece of egg
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:11, Reply)
Morning Smegg man.
goo-goo g'joob
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 7:46, Reply)
Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 8:28, Reply)
morning mista smegma

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 8 May 2025, 8:49, Reply)
feel like pure shit just want a new pope

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:03, Reply)
I can't believe it's been two days since them slags started a conclave
Still freaks my nut to this day
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:32, Reply)
Got that Floating Points & Pharoah Sanders album on the go again.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 9:04, Reply)
don't you know by the jan hammer group here

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:53, Reply)
I shall be observing a 2 min silence all day today out of respect for are brave boy's

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:59, Reply)
Can’t believe it’s been 80 years since them slags stopped fighting it still freaks my nut out to this day.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:15, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:16, Reply)
This had better get on the popular page you unpatriotic swines

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:17, Reply)
please don't populol page this
it's a far right meme taken from britain first
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:31, Reply)
It's great, isn't it?
In a similar vein, I recommend John Tchicai With Strings, which came out a couple of years earlier
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:04, Reply)
It's a beautiful thing to listen to.
I'll check out your recommendation after I've finished listening to Linkin Park.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 11:12, Reply)
I don't know. I really don't.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:38, Reply)
can you take me off mute please

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:48, Reply)
Candles

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:49, Reply)
sniff it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:54, Reply)
sniff it good
sn-sniff it real good
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:57, Reply)
THE NORTH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 May 2025, 9:54, Reply)
FOOK A DOOK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 May 2025, 9:59, Reply)
EY UP

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:15, Reply)
Well what DO you know?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:02, Reply)

youtu.be/TrqncNVA0FY?si=IP76IX6zpj4HXEC_
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:52, Reply)
Yep, that is all you need to know.
Happy candles and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 May 2025, 12:32, Reply)
I've been offered a trial day for my dream job*
It's the day I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled

*Smegmeister General of the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:33, Reply)
Pope?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:14, Reply)
no thanks I've just put one out

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:22, Reply)
foreskin inspector?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:34, Reply)

Buy this magical amulet for good luck!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:52, Reply)
Well you would say that wouldn't you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:55, Reply)
The hunger of a spirit must be satisfied like that of a mortal. It is for this reason that the ancients say: "หมอผีตายเพราะผี หมองูตายเพราะงู"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:44, Reply)