I've been offered a trial day for my dream job*
It's the day I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled

*Smegmeister General of the UK
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 May 2025, 10:33, archived)

Pope?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:14, archived)

no thanks I've just put one out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:22, archived)

foreskin inspector?

( $$ ✅, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:34, archived)

Buy this magical amulet for good luck!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 May 2025, 11:52, archived)