Day 786 of watching Seinfeld 24/7
Now on The Puffy Shirt
( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 15 May 2025, 7:29, archived)

I tried watching that once.
Didn't get very far.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 8:12, archived)

Same, less than 5mins
See also: Curb Your Enthusiasm. Christ that's shit.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:54, archived)

I don't wanna be a pirate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 May 2025, 8:48, archived)

smug unfunny shite

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 15 May 2025, 9:08, archived)

/talk I mean

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 15 May 2025, 9:08, archived)

This is often what people who have never watched it say
But that's fine
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 May 2025, 9:57, archived)

It's designed to repel the lesser-minds, Hats.
They will happily laugh away the same jokes copied into modern shows though, completely unaware that they are in fact enjoying Seinfeld by proxy.

evil laughter here
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:18, archived)

You see Dave, people liking or not liking things is, of course, completely fine
There are loads of shows, objectively popular, that don't like. Doesn't mean I'm wrong and they're right. But if one makes a claim that is just false, I cannot countenance that. I JUST CAN'T.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:28, archived)

Also, the whole "because something is popular, it must mean it's shit' is lazy at best
Just let people enjoy things
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:28, archived)

We are in agreement, Hats!
"yay", or something.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:36, archived)

One of the pieces of wisdom I have learned with age is that there are no such things as guilty pleasures.
If you enjoy something, enjoy it unashamedly.

Unless it's child porn or something, which rather ruins my point.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:26, archived)

Why does katsu need reviving?
It's a delicious noodle broth that still exists everywhere. Where are you that is so dire, there is a need to revive some soup?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:30, archived)

It's an hilarious pun on "Cat Survival Trust", the official b3ta charity
until the man running it went off the conspiracy deep end and neglected all the animals in his care until he was banned and one of the pumas chewed his leg off.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:39, archived)

I see. Yes, I am familiar with that fun story.
Thanks. Though I do now want Katsu noodles for lunch...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 12:24, archived)

Then I have successfully revived katsu in your mind.
My work here is done.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 12:59, archived)

*Falls to knees, raises arms, looks sykward*

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:01, archived)

It begins to rain.
Dave slowly softens, and loses form.
The plot twist is complete: Dave Trouser WAS the noodles all along.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:02, archived)

It's always a joy to see someone discover their inner noodles.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:06, archived)

That was fun, thanks for playing along :D

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 13:07, archived)

eric was a comedy legend

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 15 May 2025, 15:12, archived)

Sir, there are only 180 episodes...
They are 22-24 minutes long. You are stuck in a terrible loop! Break out!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:15, archived)

I can't
I am the loop
( $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:18, archived)

A few more loops and you'll decide that Cosmo's "apartment re-arrangement" is a good idea.
I wish you the best of luck with your new multi-level abode.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 15 May 2025, 10:19, archived)

Oh, I'll be comfy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 May 2025, 11:14, archived)