I assumed he'd died, was thinking, why not Andersgone?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:47, Reply)

He should have a sex change and enter a suicide pack with their male child, so he could be GONE, AND 'ER SON

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:53, Reply)

It is irritating when celebrities neglect to make the necessary lifestyle changes to make their deaths pun-worthy.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 11:54, Reply)

*pact

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:20, Reply)

great coffee amirite

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:25, Reply)

gosh yes

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:42, Reply)

I was asked how many more times I would buy coffee that *wasn't* from Pact,
and I replied "Nonce more. I will always buy Pact Coffee, and nonce more will I buy any other coffee than Pact."
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 13:24, Reply)

that's enough for the nonce

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:33, Reply)

What do you call a Pact Coffee employee who abruptly tries to sell you shares in his company, apropos of nothing?
A nonce-equitor.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:52, Reply)

i've put you on ignore for this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 22:49, Reply)

No, there was a pack of them
Like lemmings
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 12:29, Reply)

-lemmings +Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 14:32, Reply)

alright Thom, is this about cars crashing again by any chance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 26 May 2025, 16:25, Reply)

did i tell you about the time an airbag saved my life?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:00, Reply)

DJ airbag

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:00, Reply)

DJ Dreads

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 May 2025, 20:27, Reply)