Are you saying this is click bait? How devious the internet has become for advertising revenue
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mongychops, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:40,
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tl;dr: she got an Escherichia coli infection in her nose.
It happened after:
a) she had an operation, and
b) her then-boyfriend farted in her general direction.
Understandably, she's blaming the fart, even though that would be an implausible means of transmission for that infection, rather than the much-more-likely hospital-borne infection on a nasal cannula during her operation.
There are some pictures of her in a bikini, though, so click away if you like.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:27,
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she's lost a lot of weight, must be due to shitnose syndrome
Wife is working from home today, I'm hearing a developing panic about a university website, all traces of the word 'justice' need to be removed from it immediately.
Alt: fave cat video?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:37,
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RIP free speech
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:54,
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i like the one where the kitten and the duck are friends
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:21,
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I'm not clicking this until I know the free speech is OK
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:21,
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we still have free speech, it's just that now it has a price
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:22,
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Don't worry, it's got nine lives.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:25,
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in this scenario, i'm the duck
also i saw your tendon joke, ignore is broken, this has to stop
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:32,
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No pun intendon
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The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:49,
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I loved my super intendon
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:26,
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dead
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$imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:26,
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More likely: she's a filthy tiktok "influencer" with bad hygiene
Sold the story to make up for her failed career choice.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:05,
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She nose what she did
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:43,
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