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I like how you have to get through 3/4 of the article
before they get to the bit which tells you why it would never happen like that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:29, Reply)
Are you saying this is click bait? How devious the internet has become for advertising revenue

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:40, Reply)
tl;dr: she got an Escherichia coli infection in her nose.
It happened after:
a) she had an operation, and
b) her then-boyfriend farted in her general direction.

Understandably, she's blaming the fart, even though that would be an implausible means of transmission for that infection, rather than the much-more-likely hospital-borne infection on a nasal cannula during her operation.

There are some pictures of her in a bikini, though, so click away if you like.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:27, Reply)
she's lost a lot of weight, must be due to shitnose syndrome
Wife is working from home today, I'm hearing a developing panic about a university website, all traces of the word 'justice' need to be removed from it immediately.
Alt: fave cat video?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:37, Reply)
RIP free speech

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:54, Reply)
i like the one where the kitten and the duck are friends

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:21, Reply)
I'm not clicking this until I know the free speech is OK

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:21, Reply)
we still have free speech, it's just that now it has a price

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:22, Reply)
Don't worry, it's got nine lives.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:25, Reply)
in this scenario, i'm the duck
also i saw your tendon joke, ignore is broken, this has to stop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
No pun intendon

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:49, Reply)
I loved my super intendon

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:26, Reply)
dead

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:26, Reply)
More likely: she's a filthy tiktok "influencer" with bad hygiene
Sold the story to make up for her failed career choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:05, Reply)
She nose what she did

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:43, Reply)
following a link from there... "You look at Ben Hall — the popular theory is that police snuck up on him and shot him in his swag."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:40, Reply)
Not clicking that, might contain GUFFCHEESE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 May 2025, 15:49, Reply)
She deserved it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:08, Reply)

deserved was gagging for

+ LITERALLY
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:31, Reply)
woah

(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:24, Reply)
Nose nose, nose nose nose nose, nose nose nose nose, nose nose there's guffs in it

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 29 May 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Fucking hell, the size of her feet

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 May 2025, 16:54, Reply)
alright pedro

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Thu 29 May 2025, 19:09, Reply)
How are you meant to fit that in your mouth?
Christ, she could borrow my trainers.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 29 May 2025, 19:11, Reply)
-r

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 May 2025, 20:49, Reply)
alight, mmzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 May 2025, 20:49, Reply)
SHE WAS GAGGING FOR IT!
You see, it works on two levels, that's why it's so clever and funny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:24, Reply)
It would have been even better if she was also a comedian, but she's not.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:27, Reply)
so you could say... it got right up her nose

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:33, Reply)
I like Mrs queef, she is the only person who still sends me gifts . Nobody else does :(

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:32, Reply)
jenkum: the hidden cost

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 May 2025, 17:48, Reply)
please don't trigger Two Hats
he's still in recovery
(I helped save b3ta! $imon $quibb ✅, Thu 29 May 2025, 18:25, Reply)
*relapses*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 29 May 2025, 19:40, Reply)
*prolapses*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 29 May 2025, 21:00, Reply)