Doing even basic stuff must be a fucking nightmare

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

It is, had to fit levers to the taps to get water, can't lift a kettle

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

You never did say how you managed to break both wrists.
TELL US, it's important that we know.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448344
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)

he did

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

he was a sk8r boi
his wrists see yah l8r boi
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 20:56, archived)

FALSE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)

"trucks got stuck"
-skateboard incident. get with the fucking program, grandad
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

unless it was a lorry accident
dunno much about big rigs
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)

No idea what nonsense that is.
Doesn't even make sense.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:58, archived)

learn to fucking read

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:55, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:34, archived)

Shit man, you mean like NHS spazztaps? :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

*spazzhands*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 7:22, archived)