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Hi spastic's
Off out for a fancy meal in Notting Hill

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(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)
One of Cooper's stunts was to pay the exact taxi fare and when leaving the cab slip something into the taxi driver's pocket, saying, "Have a drink on me." That something would turn out to be a tea bag

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)
He was notoriously tight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)
I had no idea, just got lost on wikipedia reading about all those old comics

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:29, archived)
I always found him slightly frightening for some reason

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:32, archived)
Max Wall, nightmare fuel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:01, archived)
Albuquerque

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:18, archived)
woof?
While there was a famous British comedian named Max Wall, there is no evidence to suggest he ever performed in or had any connection to Albuquerque. The search results may be referencing a different Max (a missing dog) in Albuquerque.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:52, archived)
shit ai responses as a schtick is a bit shit itself to be honest

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:08, archived)
steady on old boy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)
must be something ai said

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 1:52, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 4:10, archived)


(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 8:38, archived)
i thought it was funny
the first quote is from wiki, is that ok?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 1:50, archived)
don't leave me hanging bro

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 16:03, archived)
AI just died in your arms tonight

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Jun 2025, 6:20, archived)
It must have been something AI said

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 8:38, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 11:35, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)
-mi +k

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)
Going to the soft opening of my local, 230, just started getting ready, I'm already thinking socks and pants are over rated. I'm thinking joggers, undone bowling shirt, untied wallabies, new look for June

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)
Doing even basic stuff must be a fucking nightmare

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)
It is, had to fit levers to the taps to get water, can't lift a kettle

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)
You never did say how you managed to break both wrists.
TELL US, it's important that we know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448344
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)
he did

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)
he was a sk8r boi
his wrists see yah l8r boi
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 20:56, archived)
FALSE

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)
"trucks got stuck"
-skateboard incident. get with the fucking program, grandad
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)
unless it was a lorry accident
dunno much about big rigs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)
No idea what nonsense that is.
Doesn't even make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:58, archived)
learn to fucking read

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:55, archived)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:34, archived)
Shit man, you mean like NHS spazztaps? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

*spazzhands*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 7:22, archived)
I see a full-length oodie in your immediate future

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:44, archived)
I've got a full-length oodie as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:23, archived)
Trimming my bush

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:24, archived)
THEN I MIGHT DO SOME GARDENING LOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)
Haha, no way!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)
Might go window shopping

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:06, archived)
get ones you can open summer's upon us

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)
no way
might fall out
(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)
good point
never thought of that
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:36, archived)
I think we'd all like to regenerate as Billie Piper IYKWIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:04, archived)
^ wants to have been fucked by Laurence Fox

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:59, archived)
that bloke wants to fuck everyone
just get in the queue
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:38, archived)
Spent the morning mental wrangling
Just had lunch with my parents, home soon for a shower, a drink and the last 3 episodes of buffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:54, archived)
I went down to a picturesque little village near Southampton on the motorbike to pick up some odd amplifier
it was a lovely day for a jaunt. Met a jolly old cove who collets bass guitars and valve amplifiers, the charming nutter.

Had a bit of a play with it just now, very nice. Very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 19:32, archived)
I’m having a bit of a play with it as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 19:40, archived)
where do people get new valves now?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 20:10, archived)
china
just like everything else
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)
I think people still get them from Russia
so much of their tech carried on using valves long after everyone else went the way of the transistor. Not sure if they still do that though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 10:16, archived)
It doesn't matter what you do, if the day is enjoyable, it's a win

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:25, archived)
aww

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)