morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 2:26, archived)

mor4ning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 6:46, archived)

I'm zipping up my boots, going back to my roots, yeah?

( broadsword, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 7:58, archived)

Morning
Bleak here at work. About 30% of the team were made redundant. This is the first week since the last one left.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:06, archived)

:(
Nothing like a load of empty desks to boost morale
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 11:27, archived)

The office is about 10% full
The others are working from home.

-or
+an
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)

Yo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:18, archived)

GEOHFORGOD'SSAKEYOU'VEWALKEDITALLOVERTHECARPETSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:24, archived)

Morning
What were you doing awake at 2:26am on a Monday? Was it wanking? I bet it was wanking.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:29, archived)

the rape of Wan King

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 9:37, archived)

Posting a morning greeting on slashtalk you fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 9 Jun 2025, 10:57, archived)

I wanked right into that one, didn’t I?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

CRUSTY JIZZ SOCK
morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 10:12, archived)