Pushing that morning down the board
Alright bellscab's, wha'gwan?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:27, archived)

I had an interview published in a magazine
which feela pretty fucking great tbh
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:33, archived)

Are you Italian now?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:48, archived)

Italian Jar Jar Binks
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:58, archived)

lo sei sempre stato. Sei un pedofilo incallito.

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:09, archived)

*KLAXON*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:38, archived)

hey, the whole 'brb is a paedophile' text meme has been thoroughly put to bed
don't go dragging that whole mess up again
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:09, archived)

brb is a *what*?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:24, archived)

-*what* +cunt

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:27, archived)

Was it a child's bed?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:54, archived)

Congrats

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:02, archived)

ta

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:10, archived)

Tropical Disease Monthly, "My Botfly Nightmare"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)

Russell Brand, "My Botty Rot"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

"I feel it inside my heart..."
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:30, archived)

'Forbidden Touch: the UK magazine for mega-nonces'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)

Can't wait to get my hands on this month's Modern Necrophile

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:23, archived)

So I'm an italian who fucks dead children and has a parasitic infection
you guys really like me 🥲
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:31, archived)

and we wouldn't have you any other way <3

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

Laundry day when it's raining
I feel like Alanis Morrisette up in this piece! Haha!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:38, archived)

Haha, classic!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:54, archived)

it's like going to Spoons on your wedding day

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:30, archived)

Busy day at work today
which can fuck off because I don't want a busy day, I want to sit around getting paid to do fuck all.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 11:53, archived)

So a Project Manager then?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:03, archived)

No, I want to be an NHS statistician.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

50% means a half, that's a good starting point, if you learn that you'll be 'halfway' there lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:33, archived)

So you want to be an NHS statistician, gotcha.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:11, archived)

No, I want to be a project manager.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

you're very fickle I've noticed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

I prefer "capricious"
or "bellend"
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:45, archived)

Paul Williams 1st draft of the Bugsy Malone soundtrzzzzzz

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:14, archived)

do
all chickens
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:56, archived)

I have been called a chick sexer before.
I didn't think that's what they meant though.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:25, archived)

Been for a walk, now having some fooooooood

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:03, archived)

you could have taken the food with you on the walk and eaten it as you walked, it's more efficient, talk to me first next time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

Ok

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:56, archived)

I have the latest AI at my disposal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:34, archived)

Having an unusually difficult time buying cat food

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:49, archived)