I suspected my girlfriend was cheating on me but I couldn't prove it
I now have chlamydia

Proven
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)

She gave you a pot plant?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:55, archived)

That's such a lovely name

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)

Not even in my top 10 favourite Pokemon

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:02, archived)

That was (from) me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)

IB(I)WYDOB

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)

Are you certain you didn't get it from fucking a koala?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:04, archived)

Come on, how can anyone truly be sure of that?
Be serious
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:28, archived)

Yeah what gives with this guy?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)

I said chlamydia
Not syphilis
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:41, archived)

Randy little buggers have all the STDs.
Chlamydia, syphilis, whooping cough, DLT, the lot.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)

But especially chlamydia.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22207442
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)

and they piss out of their cocks
disgusting
( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)

You should give her syphilis in return

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:23, archived)