We've been reverse fly-tipped.
After a revamp of the porch we had a pile of bits of off-cuts, old wood, chipboard, plasterboard and other unwanted dross piled up agains the shed. I got back from my run and the pile of rubbish was gone! I know it's not the council as they don't take stuff from private property, but we'd have had to pay someone to take the crap away so... great!

Has anyone inadvertently done you a big favour recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:16, archived)

I'm well jealous
my garden is chock full of crap like that
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:19, archived)

Sounds like you need a SHED lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:38, archived)

Well. We have a shed but it's small so we need to be absoutely ruthless
we only have a small quantity of nearly-empty paint tins, old plant pots and suchlike. No room for wood off-cuts and bits of ply. It's awful.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:44, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:09, archived)

I built a massive shed during lockdown
it is now also full of crap
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:10, archived)

shed erection
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:10, archived)

that too

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)

SHED TALK
i built this this badboy last year
( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:30, archived)

That is a shed.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:58, archived)

a strong brown shed that don't need no man

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:34, archived)

also it has lighting and solar panels on the roof

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:38, archived)

-lighting and solar panels +podka dots

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:19, archived)

Ok

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:28, archived)

you love it you dirty shed slag

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:44, archived)

it's a bit small

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:46, archived)

but what about the shed

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:24, archived)

That's what she said!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:33, archived)

That's what she shed!!!
( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:49, archived)

I found out shortly after our builders abandoned our home renovation and scarpered that they had buried a shitload of broken roof tiles and concrete in my compost heap.
They also destroyed the patio by burning piles of wood offcuts and plastic on it.
They'd hired a skip but then filled it with their own junk including bags of their household waste (I found a load of letters in one with their address on, stupid pricks). Think they've gone bust now.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)

I'll be honest garold, no, no they have not.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:31, archived)

I am sorry

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:44, archived)

That's very sweet of you garold, it's what I deserve tho, I really am a shit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:54, archived)

I suspected my girlfriend was cheating on me but I couldn't prove it
I now have chlamydia

Proven
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:52, archived)

She gave you a pot plant?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:55, archived)

That's such a lovely name

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)

Not even in my top 10 favourite Pokemon

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:02, archived)

That was (from) me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:12, archived)

IB(I)WYDOB

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:27, archived)

Are you certain you didn't get it from fucking a koala?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:04, archived)

Come on, how can anyone truly be sure of that?
Be serious
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:28, archived)

Yeah what gives with this guy?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:37, archived)

I said chlamydia
Not syphilis
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:41, archived)

Randy little buggers have all the STDs.
Chlamydia, syphilis, whooping cough, DLT, the lot.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:45, archived)

But especially chlamydia.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22207442
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:00, archived)

and they piss out of their cocks
disgusting
( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:48, archived)

You should give her syphilis in return

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:23, archived)

As if
I'm the one who does favours for everyone else
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:30, archived)

Favour Fav

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 15:58, archived)

Fuckin' gippos
I hate pikeys.
( Cock, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:21, archived)

I'm doing a 'reverse fly-tip' as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 16:36, archived)

I'm in talks with rob about buying b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:17, archived)

we could all buy it, like a cooperative. actually i didn't think that through at all.

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:35, archived)

50p ham

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:42, archived)

Who gets custody of the gestational sac?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:43, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( MiseryCunt, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:39, archived)

standard

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 18:49, archived)