I'm full of gin and I'm wanking in a bin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:26, Reply)

I'm full of testicles so bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:29, Reply)

I'm full of Bonjela and being buggered with an umbrella

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 16:33, Reply)

I'm full of haddock and I'm frotting Fanny Cradock
her face when
"I've just drawn these eyebrows on, and I'm actually quite surprised by them"
Fanny appeared on television in 1955. Fanny.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 17:31, Reply)

Tranny Cradock more like

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:03, Reply)

To avoid breaching patient confidentiality,
I may or may not once have had to shout this name in a crowded pharmacy.

My tutor at the time told me afterwards that it's pronounced "smiley", once he stopped laughing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 19:59, Reply)