Morning LSHIDASIMP
laughing so hard I did a shit in my pants
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 8:35,
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Hi Smegg it's time for your quarterly performance review.
I trust you've done all the prep work.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 9:21,
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I hate those things.
Where I work now it's a nailed-on minimum annual payrise of 5% and a 10% annual bonus.
Fuck 'performance reviews'.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 17 Jun 2025, 9:23,
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this one went over my head I’m afraid
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 11:33,
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It's really not worth explaining, but
I assumed the -nu was from "bonus" and that you'd ninja edit a +er afterwards to make "boner". I've only just worked out that wouldn't work anyway. The "nu" made me think of "nu-metal", and by eliminating the "nu" it made me think of the opposite of a boner; i.e., a "limp piss kit [male genitals]".
I don't just fart these posts out, there's real thought that goes into them, even when they fail as totally as that one.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 11:42,
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Limpin Park
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 11:52,
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I appreciate the effort regardless
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 12:15,
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-nu
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 10:43,
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anneral bos
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 11:15,
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Correct
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 11:21,
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Kim Willburn
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 10:38,
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