Hi turd's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:32, archived)

I'm working at the Taste of London festival today
It's pretty fucking shit. Very corporate
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

gonna see how pissed I can get for free

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:36, archived)

it's not a drug, it's a drink

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

i get pissed off for free all the time

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 12:46, archived)

Business in 'wants to make money' shocker.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

It's a very poor fit for my firm

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:27, archived)

Your firm what?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:02, archived)

sphincter

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

it's not that firm tbh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)

No offence m8 but I heard it's like a fleshy windsock.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:47, archived)

It's like a wet paper bag

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:48, archived)

made outta brown paper

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:55, archived)

Guffs comin' round with a different flavour

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 23 Jun 2025, 7:29, archived)

So, what does London taste like?

( .Yeti., Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:23, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8449559
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:46, archived)

All salt marsh lamb and samphire tarts

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:13, archived)

Caught some fucken mackerel yesterday
So I'm bbq'ing them today. Wish me luck
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:08, archived)

W +F

Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:08, archived)

Skillz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:41, archived)

Went on a boat from Chichester Marina
It was great fun. Would definitely recommend it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 13:48, archived)

go on then

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:06, archived)

typical

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:31, archived)

OK FINE
I recommend it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)

cool, thanks ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:24, archived)

yo

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 14:47, archived)

Urgh
Got on it big timeeeeeyy last night. Got to sleep at about 6am. Currently in a Brazilian cafe in Tooting being entertained by a guy with a guitar and a loud PA singing popular Brazilian pop songs. I’m having to get drunk again.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:11, archived)

well I just hope this doesn't negatively impact your friday routine garold ಠ_ಠ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:23, archived)

Watched 28 years later last night
Bit weird and the last 5 minutes were absolute wtf territory
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 16:14, archived)

I’m waiting for the porn version
28 Gays Later
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:05, archived)

As long as the ending isn't the same, you should be fine

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:17, archived)

Zombie bukkake

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 21:11, archived)

You need the gay porn addiction self help video version, 28 days straighter

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 17:36, archived)

Or the serial killer confession documentary
28 Slays Later
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Jun 2025, 18:03, archived)