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which is easier to tell by touch?
something that is colder than another cold thing or something that is hotter than another hot thing? within reasonable parameters you tediously piss taking twats.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:11, archived)
hot hotter I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)
think you might be right
i have two beers here, one has been in the fridge and one in the freezer, obvs i want to drink the colder can but can i fucking tell? tried hands, face, even the tummy test. no idea. i guess either is cold enough but one is defeinitely fucking colder.

my mouth would know but then i'd have to open them both... oh wait. fuck. could have done the tongue on the side of the can test. too late now. fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
you really are a grade A imbecile

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
You fucking stupid fucking imbecile

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:27, archived)
word

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:31, archived)
The word is 'ARSEHOLE'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:32, archived)
tell that to Terry Christian

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:40, archived)
The early 90s just called OH DO FUCK OFF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:46, archived)
FUCK YOU, SMEGG WALLACE, FUCK YOU

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:33, archived)
open both, pour equally from each into a glass, enjoy your average beverage

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:43, archived)
delicious

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:07, archived)
Stick your face into a pan of boiling water.
Sorry, what was the question?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)
terrible bullying

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)
"how can I improve my appearance?"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:41, archived)
A hot cup of tea won't burn you like water straight from a boiling kettle
But if you are cold, colder things don't feel so cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)
Ever tried ducking for chips?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)
chipping for ducks tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:41, archived)