right. i'm going to bed.
then having another shower, then going to bed again.

i'd like an alarm call please, and some toast.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

A mate of mine has clocked up over 885 hours on Breath of The Wild
Fucking hell.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:09, archived)

I have opinions about this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:10, archived)

His mitigation is 'over an 8 year period' and 'maybe it includes time on standby'.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

I have no idea what any of it means, and I don't care to find out.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

Even from context, you don't know what this means?
Are you simple?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 7:25, archived)

It doesn't sound like anything relevant to my interests, no further research is indicated

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 11:50, archived)

Breath play
Obvs
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 12:47, archived)

i think he might be hyperventilating, m8

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:13, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

To be fair, it’s very good.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 26 Jun 2025, 0:23, archived)

which is easier to tell by touch?
something that is colder than another cold thing or something that is hotter than another hot thing? within reasonable parameters you tediously piss taking twats.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:11, archived)

hot hotter I reckon

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:14, archived)

think you might be right
i have two beers here, one has been in the fridge and one in the freezer, obvs i want to drink the colder can but can i fucking tell? tried hands, face, even the tummy test. no idea. i guess either is cold enough but one is defeinitely fucking colder.

my mouth would know but then i'd have to open them both... oh wait. fuck. could have done the tongue on the side of the can test. too late now. fuck.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

you really are a grade A imbecile

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking imbecile

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:27, archived)

word

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:31, archived)

The word is 'ARSEHOLE'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:32, archived)

tell that to Terry Christian

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:40, archived)

The early 90s just called OH DO FUCK OFF

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:46, archived)

FUCK YOU, SMEGG WALLACE, FUCK YOU

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:33, archived)

open both, pour equally from each into a glass, enjoy your average beverage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:43, archived)

delicious

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 23:07, archived)

Stick your face into a pan of boiling water.
Sorry, what was the question?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

terrible bullying

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:20, archived)

"how can I improve my appearance?"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:41, archived)

A hot cup of tea won't burn you like water straight from a boiling kettle
But if you are cold, colder things don't feel so cold.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:16, archived)

Ever tried ducking for chips?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:18, archived)

chipping for ducks tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 22:41, archived)