hola smeg-lord's (and smeg-ladie)
I've pretty much finished work for today now. 3hrs more work Thurs morning then nowt til the following Monday.

Fucking get the fucking fuck in, eh readers?

alt: GUNT
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 10:55, archived)

I'm off all next week
Need a break from the mental, so I told her that I'm being sent away by work for a company retreat for security training. I thought I might as well make the most of it, so I booked the week off as well.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:01, archived)

very good idea
I'm off to the British Museum later for a lecture: 'Taste through time: a history of food' which I'm looking forward to
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:19, archived)

Avoid the garum
Nasty roman fish sauce
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:47, archived)

I had the opportunity to visit my air conditioned office, so I took it
Also, the boy is nerding up a storm at home, and I feel my tolerance for it will be lower in this awful heat.

TL;DR - Wibble Jib-Jib
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:32, archived)

What the fuck are you on mate?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:37, archived)

Sputnik!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:45, archived)

Sputnik a shitload of billy, mush
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:48, archived)

I have changed one of my usual days in the office to avoid the prick that never shuts up
he is of course here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 11:56, archived)

What is your job?
Are you some sort of prostitute or something?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 12:17, archived)

Aren't we all, in a way?
Really makes you think
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 12:23, archived)

SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THAT RED PILL ALREADY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 30 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)