I'm off to watch the naked gun remake this evening
LoL naked
When was the last time you sucked off a weapon?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Aug 2025, 14:55, Reply)

With your nan, last Christmas

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 15:38, Reply)

She does like a sherry

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Aug 2025, 15:53, Reply)

bottle

( MiseryCunt, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 22:20, Reply)

I see it stars that renowned funnyman, Liam Neeson.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Aug 2025, 15:48, Reply)

Word on the street is that he is actually proper lols

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 2 Aug 2025, 15:54, Reply)

You do realise that has been part of the franchise since the start? Get famous straight actors doing crazy comedy. Jeff bridges doing glue?

( mongychops, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 19:02, Reply)

I don't remember much about it except that it starred Leslie Nielson,
who is about as much of a straight man as Elton John is.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Aug 2025, 19:07, Reply)

Leslie Nielson didn't do comedy before Airplane, which was right before Police Squad

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 19:13, Reply)

Leslie Nielsen was a character actor until he did Airplane!
It's also him that did the 'when lava flows up through the surface' bit on that Boards of Canada tune.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Aug 2025, 19:28, Reply)

you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 9:22, Reply)

It's "there aren't any books of Spiderman" all over again

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 10:49, Reply)

oh christ
that was the same guy :(
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 11:01, Reply)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 3 Aug 2025, 14:30, Reply)

You do realise that has been part of the franchise since the start? Get famous straight actors doing crazy comedy. Who share the initials LN?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 2:11, Reply)

watch Darkman and come back to me

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 9:23, Reply)

I try and avoid remakes and sequels tbh

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 16:37, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Smash Monkey 2. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Aug 2025, 16:43, Reply)

surely that's more of a thing 1 and thing 2 deal
than a sequel
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 17:30, Reply)

Smash monkey one is basically dead
Thanks to my laptop being crushed under a fuckoff big bag of sand
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 18:19, Reply)

Could you not have had her nervous system sliced up and cryogenically preserved like Akira?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 Aug 2025, 18:30, Reply)

Not all sequels are bad
And some remakes are great
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 18:19, Reply)

I'm going to a christening tomorrow. Trying to decide what to wear

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Aug 2025, 20:48, Reply)

itchy black trousers

( .Yeti., Sat 2 Aug 2025, 21:50, Reply)

lol

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 3 Aug 2025, 9:21, Reply)

Birthday suit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Aug 2025, 22:26, Reply)