My best score in a LONG time 5/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c99m1m47vnko
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:42, archived)

2/7 getting Meccano stuck up your nose

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:45, archived)

That happened to me, the doctor didn’t know what to make of it

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 17:46, archived)

That happened to me, I tried to ask the doctor what to do but he'd bolted

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 18:33, archived)

4/7

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)

8/8, it's my birthday
easy to remember, just as well really
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:50, archived)

hpbd2u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:51, archived)

chrz

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:54, archived)

happy birthday you old cunt

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:57, archived)

Thanks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 20:13, archived)

Many happy reruns

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 14:10, archived)

Thanks

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 20:14, archived)

2/7 shit+fart

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:50, archived)

3/7 an overly toothy blowjob that leaves marks on your penis

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 13:56, archived)

That's called a gnawjob

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 14:07, archived)

5/7 comedy website

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 14:56, archived)

www.chortle.co.uk/ ?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 15:02, archived)

www.snigger.co.uk
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 15:08, archived)

Fantastic

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 16:23, archived)

lols

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 18:40, archived)

shit out of fuck

( MiseryCunt, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 19:22, archived)

Jim Steinmanzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 19:35, archived)

6/7 second week in a row

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 8 Aug 2025, 19:34, archived)