it's clearly no longer morning, what's wrong with you pricks?
I just put my smoker away and there are two freshly-laid and highly fragrant cat shits in my backyard. Might flick 'em into my neighbour's garden.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:38, archived)

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Cat shits, I mean.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:42, archived)

I just tried. They're still too wet to light :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:48, archived)

TRY HARDER
or DRYER
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)

In fact DRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)

DRY ANOTHER DAY

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:57, archived)

This is better than the image challenge on /board already.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)

LIVE AND LET DRY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:20, archived)

WITHNAIL AND DRY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:21, archived)

DRY, ROBOT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:23, archived)

AMERICAN DRY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:24, archived)

THE DRYING GAME

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:24, archived)

Drying Miss Daisy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:26, archived)

Terminator 2: Judgement Dry

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

BabyDryer

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:30, archived)

The Treasure of the Sierra MaDry

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:43, archived)

2001: A Space OdyssDRY

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:47, archived)

Ferrris Buellers Dry Off

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:56, archived)

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Dryer

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:59, archived)

GoldenDry
Dryfall

The Living Drylights
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:28, archived)

Life of Dry

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 16:13, archived)

So was my morning shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

More online lies.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:33, archived)

Organic wine update - no hangover but didn't really drink enough to cause one as it wasn't very nice, result - inconclusive, might toss a turd

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:36, archived)

Just celebrating Don King's birthday

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:38, archived)

Getting work tied up before my wee cough
Went to the Caribbean place in Portsmouth again last night. Fucken Beezer, mon
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:39, archived)

Monday's leftover jerk chicken, rice and peas tonight
You couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 16:12, archived)