p.m.

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:06, archived)

Pissed Myself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:11, archived)

urine trouble now

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:21, archived)

pnvisible mizard?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:16, archived)

Pinball Mizard

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 12:20, archived)

Indeed, very astute
- Cheers is secretly my sock puppet.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 17:51, archived)

-ock
+ex

Obvs
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 17:52, archived)

Get your hand out of my anüs

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:14, archived)

You love it
- don't I?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:42, archived)

I knew it!
Actually I didn’t know it, or, in fact, anything.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:51, archived)

I've always been irritated by that "from AM to PM" song.
I'm sure she probably means that she's going to party all day and all night, or something, but what she's actually saying is "lunchtime".
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:01, archived)

Fooooood

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:21, archived)

"Braw! Have chips with that" - Christina Milian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:28, archived)

Have mustard with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:50, archived)

+gas

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:42, archived)

Christina 6 Milian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:12, archived)

Wife's doing her annual online sexual harassment awareness training, it's taking all my willpower not to go in there and grab her tits

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:36, archived)

do it in a non sexual way

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:50, archived)

she'd definitely notice the difference, she's highly trained

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 14:15, archived)

-power +y

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:53, archived)

titsy

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:59, archived)

I've just done my adult safeguarding training, if she complains then that's emotional abuse

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 22:56, archived)

Pygmy mongoose?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:05, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8300318
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:10, archived)

I think you should pig your own mongoose like everyone else, you lazy shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:44, archived)

No, it's just the way my trousers hang

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 15:52, archived)

I just got an aurora alert, and the sun hasn't fucking set yet.
"Aurora may be visible to the naked eye," they say. Bollocks. It's cloudy and the sun is still up.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 18:44, archived)

which 'naked eye' are you using exactly?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 19:15, archived)

no, your a pissy minge

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 22:57, archived)