I need your help.
I want you all to stop posting and for Jam Master Geordie to come back and just write all the messages.

This board would be better that way. It's for your own good.


If you don't agree then you are probably a shill for Vladimir Putin and also massively gay.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:50, archived)

2 waki 4 me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:52, archived)

JMG was an icon
I still light a candle and pour out some Newcastle Brown in his honour.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:59, archived)

n i dea
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:14, archived)

I spent far too long trying to work out what Newcastle Browdean was

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:29, archived)

I don't agree. I like the amount of messages he writes now.
If we all did that, this board would be much more peaceful.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 10:59, archived)

I would just come on and do chevrons

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:03, archived)

Ban this sick filth.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:52, archived)

You'll take my chevrons.
You'll take them hard.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:09, archived)

Jam Master Geordie drimble
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:17, archived)

Happy birthday! 🎂

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:24, archived)

Thank you!
I had a bloody mary with my breakfast, have to keep my shit together until tonight now
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:31, archived)

3 weeks till mine
Got 3 days off work approved, so I'll be shitfaced for most of those 3 days
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:45, archived)

Splendid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:10, archived)

Jam Master Geordie Mortal Wombat
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:19, archived)

He now protests outside migrant hotels

( $$ ✅, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:27, archived)

With panache, i'd imagine.

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:34, archived)

I doubt he'd have any time for that foreign muck

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:38, archived)

Sick of this glued_eel erasure.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:51, archived)

Had it coming....

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:59, archived)

show A Little Respect

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:03, archived)

you only post like twice a year
who the fuck cares what you want?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:19, archived)

It's quality not quantity,
darling.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:22, archived)

That's his point tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:29, archived)

Oh
:(
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 12:44, archived)