Pall Simon :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:37, archived)

Me and ghoulio down by the graveyard

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:38, archived)

Greasedland

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

Diamonds on the souls of his shoes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:43, archived)

Gold coins on the lids of his eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:50, archived)

The Boxed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:53, archived)

Still crazy after all these biers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:39, archived)

huge if true

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:44, archived)

my penis

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:44, archived)

+has an ænus at the tip

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:46, archived)

please don't dox me

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:08, archived)

your cloaca is safe* with me
*unsafe
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:45, archived)

Art Defunktel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:51, archived)

Departed Garfunkel

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:10, archived)

Bright corpse, burning like fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:18, archived)

Ferry Over Troubled Water*

* the rivers Acheron and Styx
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:19, archived)

Jokes are always better when you have to explain them with a footnote.
I feel this advice should be in teh FAQ, might e-mail rob and ask him to add that in.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:20, archived)

Is this what you meant? It does sound hellish.
Styx (/ˈstɪks/) is an American rock band formed in Chicago, Illinois, in 1972. They are known for blending melodic hard rock guitar with acoustic guitar, synthesizers mixed with acoustic piano, upbeat tracks with power ballads, and incorporating elements of international musical theatre :(
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:53, archived)

Yes
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:07, archived)

Incorporate elements of THIS!
*points at crotch*
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:13, archived)

smellements

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 18:46, archived)

Tim BEASTwood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:23, archived)

Sexpestwood

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:29, archived)

Tim GotWood

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:47, archived)

Tim Wormwood Scrubs

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:50, archived)

Tim Westwouldhavegottenawaywithitifitwasntforthosepeskykids

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 17:00, archived)

The Capital Rape Show

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 17:10, archived)

Paul Diemon

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 7:08, archived)