I can recommend cracking an owl into a glass of Red Stripe.
Fantastic hangover cure.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)

Barn?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)

I was going to ask "Barn, Tawny or Eagle?"
but then went down a mental rabbit hole of thinking it sounded like a law firm, and started imagining other owl legal firms and then decided that if I continued I would have to delete my account and kill myself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:16, archived)

don't let that stop you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:26, archived)

Careful now.
Think for a moment what this would do the spanishfly-to everyone-else ratio.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:53, archived)

The tawny owl is the ideal pocket owl.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:38, archived)

Screech.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:12, archived)

Teat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:13, archived)

If yours crack, you need to wash them more often.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:33, archived)

Ferruginous Pygmy or GTFO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:18, archived)

Owl drink to that
but srsly I saw some in AZ, they are sweet, have you seen those little ground-nesting owls they have in Florida?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:54, archived)

WELL HAVE YOU??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

Last time I was in Florida was in 1982, I genuinely don't remember.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)

I'm never going to get closure on this am I

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:44, archived)

Not until I go back to Florida, and I'm not risking that for the next few years at least

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:06, archived)

Do they nest in AZholes?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:02, archived)

This was intended to be a set up for an hilarious joke
And you all failed. Shame on you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

Fred?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

I can't think of anything else, can you give us a clue?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:24, archived)

No, you had your chance

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:36, archived)