6am. Get the fuck out of bed you layabouts
morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:00, archived)

It's my day off
So of course I'm up with the Partridge. Ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:35, archived)

always the way
Enjoy your day off
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 6:47, archived)

Lee Quinones has an art show in town, might check it out
Not to be confused with Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones, obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:00, archived)

I prefer Aldolfo 'Shabba Doo' Quinones' earlier work

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

he's been a bit quiet for the last few years

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:49, archived)

Adolfo 'Skele Ton' Quinones

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:14, archived)

Adolfo 'Shabba Don't' Quinones

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:17, archived)

I prefer Ainars Bumbieris

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:01, archived)

Uh oh
I need to go and stop the postman
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:58, archived)

jonah louizzzzzzz

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:44, archived)

I can recommend a cracking owl sanctuary.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 7:26, archived)

If they're past the egg stage, it's probably too late to crack them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:33, archived)

I can recommend cracking an owl into a glass of Red Stripe.
Fantastic hangover cure.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)

Barn?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 10:59, archived)

I was going to ask "Barn, Tawny or Eagle?"
but then went down a mental rabbit hole of thinking it sounded like a law firm, and started imagining other owl legal firms and then decided that if I continued I would have to delete my account and kill myself.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:16, archived)

don't let that stop you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:26, archived)

Careful now.
Think for a moment what this would do the spanishfly-to everyone-else ratio.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:53, archived)

The tawny owl is the ideal pocket owl.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:38, archived)

Screech.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:12, archived)

Teat

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:13, archived)

If yours crack, you need to wash them more often.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:33, archived)

Ferruginous Pygmy or GTFO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:18, archived)

Owl drink to that
but srsly I saw some in AZ, they are sweet, have you seen those little ground-nesting owls they have in Florida?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:54, archived)

WELL HAVE YOU??

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

Last time I was in Florida was in 1982, I genuinely don't remember.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)

I'm never going to get closure on this am I

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:44, archived)

Not until I go back to Florida, and I'm not risking that for the next few years at least

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:06, archived)

Do they nest in AZholes?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 16:02, archived)

This was intended to be a set up for an hilarious joke
And you all failed. Shame on you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

Fred?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

I can't think of anything else, can you give us a clue?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:24, archived)

No, you had your chance

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:36, archived)

Aha!

( .Yeti., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 8:50, archived)

What bird would you prefer to be up with?
Eh? EH?!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 11:39, archived)

Linda Lusardi, I bet!!!!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)

67 years old

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:01, archived)

Morning
Been awake since 5, couldn't get back to sleep.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)

LAYABOUT FROM MY BINS

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:04, archived)

I set the bread maker to knock out a loaf at 6.30am
so I took the bread out and went back to bed for a bit.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:05, archived)

I knocked out a loaf at 6:30am IYKWIM

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:07, archived)

The one in our house smelled nicer

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 9:38, archived)

I've had limited success with bread makers
Panasonic are apparently the daddies but i haven't got one
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:31, archived)

Picked one up through facebook marketplace for £15 a couple of years ago
have been using it about twice a week since. Now I've worked out a recipe that makes bread the way we like consistently it's great. I have done a couple of variations - date and walnut bread is popular - but it's usually the same thing. #excitingbreadtalk
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)

I had one a long time ago, fully automated disappointment in a box

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

b3ta, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 13:51, archived)

b3taboxing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 14:02, archived)

I was given a bargain basement one last year and it worked like a charm until a couple of weeks ago
the trouble is they making tiny loafs and there's a hole at the bottom of the loaf where the paddle is.

It made fucking great bread for toast.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)

I haven’t slept yet
fucking insomnia sucks
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:06, archived)

Piss off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 12:40, archived)

I've spent the past few months being bombarded with adverts for Heidi AI, a digital healthcare scribe made by an Australian company.
Today was no different, except they've suddenly dubbed over the Australian guy to make him sound English.

Might actually buy it now
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 15:29, archived)

you see adverts?
skill issue
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 21 Oct 2025, 17:02, archived)