One up the bum / no harm done

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 16:44, archived)

I think Freddie Mercury would beg to differ.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:25, archived)

He could have caught HIV from a woman, he wasn't fussy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 17:29, archived)

You've clearly never seen a prolapsed rectum

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 19:33, archived)

We've all seen that picture of spanishfly

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:04, archived)

That was a particularly bleak period in b3ta history when everyone was posting their prolapsed rectum selfies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 21:36, archived)

...but looking at board now, those seem like halcyon days

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 22:34, archived)

Yes, during covid.
I did actually do one video consultation where a man showed me his bleeding haemorrhoids
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 1:13, archived)

I hope he successfully retrieved his GoPro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 9:25, archived)

Nobody n to see the fall of anus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 24 Oct 2025, 23:18, archived)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 0:59, archived)