morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 28 Oct 2025, 6:00, Reply)

Smith isn’t the only one who is happy after a thorough ball‑buffing.
Frank Gore had some fumbling problems early in the year. But Gore doesn’t seem to have any trouble holding onto Smith’s balls. The Broncos, who come from the capital of ball‑doctoring, may want to keep Jay Cutler’s balls in a humidor so the rookie’s passes don’t sail on him. But the Broncos backs and receivers may have trouble grasping soggy balls.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 6:51, Reply)

LOL
rasp
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 28 Oct 2025, 7:11, Reply)

Mike Mayock: I’ll give you a golf analogy.
Dan Hicks: Okay.
Mayock: He’s like a really good golfer.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 10:54, Reply)

lol anal

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:51, Reply)

lol log

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 14:00, Reply)

BALLSWEAT

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 7:19, Reply)

Soggy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 7:27, Reply)

AH'M NO A FUCKIN BUFTIE!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 28 Oct 2025, 8:38, Reply)

Coffee and granola

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 8:48, Reply)

+u
Anniversary of my brother's death today. Once I've been to the cardiologist I'm going to get drunk and morose *minor key trombone*
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 8:53, Reply)

Sorry mate
Love and wishes and all that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 9:12, Reply)

See I'm great at forgetting when people died. I know the month maybe, but that's it.

( mongychops, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:01, Reply)

I'm hoping that in time I stop marking it
It's only the second year though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:17, Reply)

Oh and take it easy. Your brother lived rather fast

( mongychops, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:01, Reply)

I'm staying well clear of spirits today
Strict orders from the mrs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:18, Reply)

I'm in the office
the sexy, sexy office,
It's got a desk and chairs,
There's three of us in there YEAHHHHHH!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 9:54, Reply)

Prunella Skulls

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:08, Reply)

Prunella Fails

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:14, Reply)

Prunella Ails

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 11:15, Reply)

RIP
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 13:47, Reply)