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Great wobbly jellies
Now I've got your attention, here's a question:
I see that there's a gale force 5 hurricane over Jamaica. How would you cope with 175mph winds? Do you think your bins would fall over?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 12:00, Reply)
Dunno, ask Mrs Queef

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 12:16, Reply)
No, she went of her own accord
no. Wait, that's not quite how the joke works...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 12:24, Reply)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:55, Reply)
Prunella Coffin nails

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 12:30, Reply)
Prunella 'contents of her soul to be weighed against her sin upon the holy righteous' Scales

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 13:01, Reply)
No, I'd just put them in the shed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 13:11, Reply)
Could your shed surive 175mph winds?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 13:29, Reply)
I’d just put it in the bin

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 15:21, Reply)
b3ta, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 15:33, Reply)
It's concrete with a composite door
Where I live, the flats are a 1-bed downstairs and a 2-bed upstairs. My shed and my neighbour's shed are built into the space underneath the second upstairs bedroom, so yes, I think it could.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 15:49, Reply)
Talking about Jamaica,
I saw yesterday that someone had put a reggae version of 'Smooth Criminal' on YouTube and people were saying 'Michael Jah-ckson' in the comments. It was very mildly amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 28 Oct 2025, 13:37, Reply)
pruned ella smells

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you ๐ŸŽ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 13:51, Reply)
Someone's died, have some respect, jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 14:30, Reply)
Sybil FawlDIED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 16:06, Reply)
Sibill Fawlty

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Sybil Falldie

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 20:57, Reply)
Damn, she was a hot piece of ass.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 28 Oct 2025, 16:17, Reply)
Even if you would, she probably wouldn't remember.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 16:28, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 16:29, Reply)
What's the best thing about having sex with ninety three year olds?

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:05, Reply)
i was alive for the great NOT A HURRICANE storm of '87
Winds of 10mph reported. Lucky nothing came of it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 21:48, Reply)
A big tree fell through our garage and my dad made a face

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 28 Oct 2025, 22:02, Reply)