Same here
I couldn't find the place and was nearly late so was stressed out before the initial reading. 24hr test was fine
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:34, Reply)

No matter how many times I read about it I'll never understand blood pressure, or how vinyl works. Magnets both I assume

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:31, Reply)

Shitty ones.
Well done McQ. This is how the NHS should work. Just go away and it'll sort itself out.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:16, Reply)

This is why I leave difficult / complicated tasks in my inbox for as long as possible. If you leave them for long enough then the patient invariably dies and they are not longer your problem

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:20, Reply)

Defo magnets

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:00, Reply)

Whilst that is not how blood pressure works I do think I have just come up with a cure for erectile dysfunction.
I'd start by implanting opposite permanent magnets in the helmit and cervix, revising these to be electromagnets should uncoupling prove too difficult
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:03, Reply)

But then how do the fucken magnets work?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:01, Reply)

Would have thought blood pressure would be pretty easy for a plumber to understand.
Basically you want to keep your blood pressure below 140 systolic over 90 diastolic which is like the green bit on the boiler pressure gauge. If your blood pressure goes too much higher than that for too long then it's like when the excess water pressure causes water to be released from the pressure release valve and you see water trickling through the tundish, only instead of the pressure release valve it's your cerebral arteries rupturing and instead of water trickling through the tundish it's a massive haemorrhagic stroke
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:05, Reply)

140 systolic over 90 diastolic, just like in plumbing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:20, Reply)

I'm having a massive haemorrhagic stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:19, Reply)