Not morning
Hi spacklord's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)

and spacklady, obv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 12:31, archived)

Best thread ever

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:32, archived)

I am enjoying it

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:33, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:07, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:35, archived)

M'(spack)lady!
*doffs head-dobber*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:46, archived)

*shartsies*

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:20, archived)

Ooh, fancy!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:54, archived)

Yo
I spotted an error in my new contract and as a result will be on £1.5k more than anticipated
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:04, archived)

Nice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 14:21, archived)

That's more than this lot earn in 5 years, careful now!
Don't want them rioting.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:16, archived)

£1.5, k?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:15, archived)

What kind of ruined baked goods are made of tempered glass? Pyrex!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:25, archived)

Sounds like a Decepticon who transforms into a pie, not even in my top 10

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:52, archived)

Deceptinom
Autobake
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 15:52, archived)

Congratulations, they put your picture on the FP where anyone who can be bothered to scroll past Happytoasts masterpiece will see it

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 18:25, archived)

Izzy wizzy let's get busy m8

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:09, archived)

disgusting
take pictures, please
( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:29, archived)

I've hired a boudoir shutterbug
He was expensive, but the rewards are obvious
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 17:40, archived)

I know of a very discreet haberdasher, I'd be happy to arrange an introduction for a modest fee

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:13, archived)

spackatelli

( $$ ✅, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 16:30, archived)

I can't read this without my spacktacles

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 19:54, archived)