Watched Benicio Del Toro's Frankenstein last night. It was mediocre.
Morning.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 8:57, archived)

He should definitely stick to acting rather than directing

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:17, archived)

It was Guilermo, not Benicio wasn't it.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:32, archived)

Guillermo del Toro's Frank-N-Furter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 10:02, archived)

Watched Coleen Nolan's Oppenheimer last night. It was tuneful.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:23, archived)

I'm in the Mood for Nuking

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:58, archived)

COINCIDENCE???!? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!!1!111!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 10:06, archived)

Watched Zack Polanski's Macbeth last night. It was delusional.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 11:14, archived)

Watched Paul Gadd's Baby Reindeer last night. It was unsettling.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 11:23, archived)

Watched Barry Scott's Alien last night. It was banging!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 12:01, archived)

Watched David Cameron's Aliens last night. It was conservative.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 12:15, archived)

Watched Tim Allen's Manhattan last night. There was room for improvement

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 12:30, archived)

Watched Susan Boyle’s Trainspotting last night. It was a moving exploration of the highs and lows of a Scottish Heroine.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 12:46, archived)

guillermo del benicio
yeah it was overlong, over designed and underwhelming
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:43, archived)

but enough about garold’s posts

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:52, archived)

ost eni
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 9:52, archived)

Watched Black Phone 2
Meh
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 10:41, archived)

I watched Black Phone recently in case it was interesting enough to watch 2
It wasn't.
( CowJam, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 10:51, archived)

I thought the first was alright

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 11:04, archived)

Watched Michael Jackson's Lord Of The Rings last night. It was bad

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 11:59, archived)

Watched Susan Boyle's Shallow Grave last night. It wasn't deep enough.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 12:31, archived)

... BECAUSE SHE WAS FAT LOL

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 14:48, archived)

Therefore the grave was too shallow, because she was still sticking out of the ground

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 15:03, archived)

Due to her size, right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 15:21, archived)

That wouldn't have helped, but also after death gas can accumulate in the bowel and abdominal cavity and this can increase as decomposition progresses leading to abdominal distension

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 15:32, archived)

Yes, this is what I was going for.
Thank you for helping me to explain my joke.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 16:00, archived)

So it's basically a fart joke! Thanks for explaining!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 17:29, archived)