afternoon jakeys

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:44, archived)

Skyrockets in flakeys

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:47, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:58, archived)

Yes, you're right, sorry.
Bollocks in flakeys
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 13:46, archived)

SCROTE FRITTERS! HA CHA CHA CHA!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 13:50, archived)

awright pal

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:48, archived)

Thinking about taking up performative reading.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 13:26, archived)

Do it, but send mixed signals. For example, pretend to read Dostoevsky, but move your lips as you read

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:37, archived)

but he's only pretending to read, so do his lips move?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:47, archived)

Maybe he should pretend to move his lips? Honestly, I know very little about actual literature.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:14, archived)

Lol slip

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:31, archived)

slip shone

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:34, archived)

hullo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:11, archived)

The jakeys across the road from us have moved out, came back 3 weeks later to get their caravan.
This involved lots of shouting.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:21, archived)

whole lotta jakey going on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:34, archived)

Jakey, Rattle and Roll
My Achey Jakey Heart
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 14:44, archived)

Don't Jake Your Love To Town

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:15, archived)

Dying In A Box

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 15:54, archived)

Buried In A Box
etc
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 15:55, archived)

Not Living in a Box Any More

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 15:57, archived)

Richard sub-Box

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:01, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:14, archived)