Morning
this place is working again then is it?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:24, Reply)

Apparently so
Morning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:26, Reply)

This is what happens when our moderators take a stand against AI, they paint a massive target on the site

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:38, Reply)

target badly drawn cock with 3ppb
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:45, Reply)

Bin day changed from Monday to Thursday 2 weeks ago
And there are still people on my street getting it wrong.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:52, Reply)

Many of them voted for Suella Braverman, I'm sure that's relevant

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:53, Reply)

brb's fault

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:56, Reply)

Shit, hope u r ok xxx

( $$ ✅, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:58, Reply)

I'm a bit shaky but I'll get through it
Nothing a cup of cocoa and a warm blanket can't solve! Lol!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:12, Reply)

Thoughts and prayers

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:21, Reply)

My next door neighour is a GP.
She has at least two of each bin, and is chronically incapable of putting them out on the correct days. Her garden waste bins have been sitting outside for months, unemptied, because she has last year's permits stuck to them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:24, Reply)

alright garold

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:02, Reply)

harsh but fair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:04, Reply)

No one reads all that shit you type

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:12, Reply)

Happy World Kindness Day!

( $$ ✅, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 8:58, Reply)

Fuck you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:15, Reply)

Stick it up yer bum

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:21, Reply)

Kindness Darren
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:25, Reply)

I'm definitely celebrating today
Be kind, and the world be's kind to you. There.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:13, Reply)

Be's?
BEES
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:17, Reply)

Be's m8
Be's
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:24, Reply)

morning

( CowJam, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:21, Reply)

Mohring

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:22, Reply)

ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning
ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning ning
Remember me, I'm the one who had your baby's eyes
( CowJam, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:45, Reply)

No

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:47, Reply)

YES

( CowJam, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:26, Reply)

Get fucked

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:00, Reply)

I always thought it was "remember me, I'm the one who had your babies, aye"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:55, Reply)

Apparently kissthisguy.com is still a thing.
Funniest of the Month
The misheard: I bless the grains down in Africa

Comedy fucking gold there
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:56, Reply)

I heard "I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues" recently
And the lyric "More than ever" sounded like "Mama Nelson" to my ear, and I couldn't shake it. I now can't hear the correct lyric at all. My brain has rewired itself
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:14, Reply)

Wish I could rewire it to be good at Kung Fu or summat

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:15, Reply)

I've been singing Waterfalls wrong for so long
I think TLC have got it wrong whenever I hear it played.
( CowJam, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:27, Reply)

I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:54, Reply)

please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you know about

( CowJam, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)

I keep trying to fuck it up
But it keeps fighting me
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 9:23, Reply)

You have to remember that cr3 "became one with the code", so a part of him still lives in there.
Don't make him angry...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:18, Reply)

Do not try and bend the chin. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no chin.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:58, Reply)

muhahahahahha
Excellent.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 12:26, Reply)

So this means I can see his big logs?

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 23:16, Reply)

HIYA!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 10:53, Reply)

My brother would've turned 55 today :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)

That sucks.
Hope you are going to remember him in a way that he would approve.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 12:07, Reply)

Prolly nosh off a narwhal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 13:32, Reply)

He would have loved that

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 14:07, Reply)

Happy Heavenly birthday to Queef's brother on 13th November which would have been his birthday on 13th November!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Nov 2025, 12:15, Reply)