Might do an afternoon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:21, Reply)

don't worry if you can't finish it, there's always tomorrow

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:24, Reply)

I've butchered my fingers on a bacon slicer
Fucking hurts
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:29, Reply)

ugh that sounds grim

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:33, Reply)

b3ta etc

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)

I did that once
they're sharp fuckers aren't they?
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)

fingers?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:07, Reply)

calculators

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:40, Reply)

Or possibly Sean Beans

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:41, Reply)

Do you work in a butchers or are you just too much of a food snob to buy the pre-sliced stuff?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:46, Reply)

He's a bacon slicer warrior

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:06, Reply)

Artisan charcutier m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 18:16, Reply)

Ooh, what's her name?

( mongychops, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 13:58, Reply)

Well I liked it
*clicks*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:32, Reply)

The mandolins of the meat world

( .Yeti., Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:00, Reply)

#Infest

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:48, Reply)

Neil Youngzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:51, Reply)

Were you in a rash?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 14:43, Reply)

He'll know not to be rasher in future

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)

just being ham fisted

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:34, Reply)

he's a b(e)acon of calm

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:48, Reply)

You're not supposed to give yourself the bacon slicer treatment

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:04, Reply)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 15:52, Reply)

25p ham

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)

rob's divorce settlement

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:37, Reply)

actual lol

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 17:02, Reply)

+ster

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:46, Reply)

Do you have anything else you could fuck with until your fingers heal?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:36, Reply)

a finger of fuck is just enough

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 16:45, Reply)

Fucked until my fingers bled, was the summer of fisty time!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 2:27, Reply)