MERRY CRISPMAS!
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(Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:31, archived)

This is all my fault, I’m so very sorry

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:35, archived)

Steam my bum, this is life

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:42, archived)

I steamed a steam in bums gone by

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:51, archived)

Steamer, you're nothing but a steamer, well can you put your hands in your bum? Oh no!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:52, archived)

Love life and laughter is all I believe
My savior is pure now because my lonely heart would bleed
I never learned how to hold love and stay strong to love
Now I close my eyes now and I'm steaming right where I bum
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:54, archived)

Sweet steams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for bumming

Some of them want to bum you
Some of them want to get bummed by you
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:58, archived)

In the bumhole, the mighty bumhole,
The lion steams tonight
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:23, archived)

But I would steam five hundred bums, And I would steam five hundred more

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:25, archived)

You're steamed bum that I want
You are steamed bum I want
Ooh ooh ohh
( broadsword, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:23, archived)

Brown bumhole, how come you steam so good?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:23, archived)

It's more than a steaming
(More than a steaming)
When I hear that old bum they used to play
(More than a steaming)
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:26, archived)

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow steam away
In the wind of bum
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:30, archived)

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the steam of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, bum me up
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:31, archived)

Black hole bum
Won't you come
And steam away the rain?
Black hole bum
Won't you come
Won't you come?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 22:33, archived)

well-a, well-a, well-a, steamy bum, steamy bum

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 0:25, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!¡!!!¡!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 20:38, archived)

bang goes my theory that this was ssg

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:00, archived)

It's Mister Meow-Meow Presentpaws, can't you read?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:13, archived)

Dead Van Dyke

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:05, archived)

Fuck. Off.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2025, 21:14, archived)

I'm genuinely surprised to see this on the PP and that it was *not* a reply to spanishfly.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 18 Dec 2025, 9:40, archived)

Good King Wenceslas looked out,
on the Bum of Stephen,
When the snow lay round about,
deep and crisp and steaming;
Brightly shone the moon that night,
tho’ the heat was cruel,
When a poor man steamed his bum,
gath’ring winter fuel.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 18 Dec 2025, 8:53, archived)