afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 13:33, archived)

Still no FedEx. Now says before 6. Wankers, I want to go out.

( mongychops, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:26, archived)

FedUp more like!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 14:28, archived)

'member when you could just go to the shops when you wanted to buy the thing you wanted?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:53, archived)

Remember, also, I single-handedly ENDED 8 WARS, and Norway, a NATO Member, foolishly chose not to give me the Noble Peace Prize. But that doesn’t matter!
Looking at this posted here, it's suddenly obvious that Trump would be a fantastic forum member.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:47, archived)

Was it done single-handedly because you were fingering a dog's bumhole with the other hand?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:48, archived)

foolishly chose not to give me the Man's Best Friend Reacharound

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:50, archived)

He'd fit right in on /links

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:50, archived)

Sure, but if he was on /chat anonymously I think I'd be convinced he was just a very funny satirist
although a bit over the top perhaps
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:54, archived)

Maybe he's GREAT FORUM BANTER

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Jan 2026, 15:59, archived)

Isn't he spanishfly?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Jan 2026, 17:41, archived)

That was their first mistake.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 7 Jan 2026, 20:03, archived)

Tea lights

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Jan 2026, 0:20, archived)

Holy shit!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jan 2026, 6:57, archived)