I like to think my Neil Diamond joke was actually responsible
b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:24, archived)

63 pages of drivel and I don't think any of them have even made me smile, let alone laugh.
That's not a personal dig at you, you understand. More of a personal dig at everyone. Including you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 10:47, archived)

I like to think that each page load is another nail in the coffin

( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:00, archived)

You'll still buy the book when it comes out though, right?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:24, archived)

"I Don't Have Any Talent But Please Notice Me Anyway - The Collected Wit of QOTW"?
Wouldn't even pirate it mate.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:35, archived)

Everyone on social media. At least people on forums chose to see this shit

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:55, archived)

Also I'm just envious of the people with no talent but trying anyway, unlike me who stopped trying about 25 years ago.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:01, archived)

I gave up 35 years ago, fucking first years of GCSE. Course work??? Get bent, I can do exams

( mongychops, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:10, archived)

It would have been double that if rob hadn't banhammered all the Pato Banton puns

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:38, archived)