Scrotal Tandooricall

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:03, archived)

Gonad the Barbarian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:37, archived)

Twins

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:38, archived)

Kindergarten Cupping

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:06, archived)

^ PAEDO ALERT ^

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:06, archived)

You posted this in all caps like it might be surprising to someone.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:23, archived)

It's just a warning to all the /chat under 12s that there's a paedophilic sexual predator here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:30, archived)

I can't speak for any of the other 12 year olds here, but I'm into it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:36, archived)

Victimless crime then, wahey!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:55, archived)

At sentencing, defence barrister Mohammed Bashir said:
"The impact upon the girls has been great but it's important to note that in that time Mr Shannon has not nonced up any further teenagers."

I'm paraphrasing, but not much.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:06, archived)

Urgh - Hoddesdon!
- lived there for about a year in the 00's, couldn't get away fast enough.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:09, archived)

Oh Mr. Shannon :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 21:24, archived)

Yeah the impact been totally fantastic but he decided to knock the paedorape on the head for a bit as he didn't want to get a reputation for it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:12, archived)

He had a brief pop career too, that's more old TOTPs they can't show on BBC4 now, thanks paedophiles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 22:33, archived)