Lunchtime bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:17, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:19, archived)

Steambum the show

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:20, archived)

ASS! How low can you go?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 12:22, archived)

steam it up

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:53, archived)

It Takes a Nation of Million to Steam My Bum

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:05, archived)

afternoon

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:06, archived)

Morning bollocks tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:33, archived)

I'll stick with pizza, thanks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:40, archived)

I got an onion bhaji
- is that sufficiently bollocky and lunchy?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 14:30, archived)

No.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 14:47, archived)

Snack testicle

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:00, archived)

Snacksticle?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:07, archived)

Scrotal Tandooricall

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:03, archived)

Gonad the Barbarian

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:37, archived)

Twins

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:38, archived)

Kindergarten Cupping

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:06, archived)

^ PAEDO ALERT ^

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:06, archived)

You posted this in all caps like it might be surprising to someone.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:23, archived)

It's just a warning to all the /chat under 12s that there's a paedophilic sexual predator here

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:30, archived)

I can't speak for any of the other 12 year olds here, but I'm into it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:36, archived)

Victimless crime then, wahey!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:55, archived)

At sentencing, defence barrister Mohammed Bashir said:
"The impact upon the girls has been great but it's important to note that in that time Mr Shannon has not nonced up any further teenagers."

I'm paraphrasing, but not much.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:06, archived)

Urgh - Hoddesdon!
- lived there for about a year in the 00's, couldn't get away fast enough.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:09, archived)

Oh Mr. Shannon :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 21:24, archived)

Yeah the impact been totally fantastic but he decided to knock the paedorape on the head for a bit as he didn't want to get a reputation for it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 19:12, archived)

He had a brief pop career too, that's more old TOTPs they can't show on BBC4 now, thanks paedophiles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 22:33, archived)

you've got an onion bhajia probably, onion bhaji is a side dish of shallow fried spiced onions and other veg. Bhajia. Now you say it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:00, archived)

bar-gee-uh, go on, your turn, give it a try
it's also where the expression ahjia-bhajia comes from!
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:02, archived)

bah-jee-ah, surely

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:05, archived)

are you mocking my accent?
too much ahjia-bhajia
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:05, archived)

Sarah Ferguson contracted a bacterial gut infection from one of those, and it gave her a stomach ulcer.
Bhajia the little Helicobacter
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:56, archived)

it has to stop

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 18:23, archived)

Not in mid-air I hope, that would be a tragedy.
Especially if he had people inside him at the time.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 22:35, archived)

I think that's what kind of happened to her latest book, it was either printed or about to be printed when it was pulled by the publisher, because Epstein

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 23:27, archived)

The provisioners of the onion comestible called it a bhaji
- and they're ethnically connected to the food culture in question, whereas I'm just an immigrant to the West Midlands.
It would feel churlish to correct them.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:13, archived)

Anyway, I et it already, innit

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:14, archived)

OH NO :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 18:26, archived)

Nonsense you should confront them immediately

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 18:25, archived)

Oh, we're back. Why can't they just let it die?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:03, archived)

late lunch gonads

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:04, archived)

You have no idea how hard I have to work as a mompreneur

( $$ ✅, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:17, archived)

Hard LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:20, archived)

Doctors HATE you!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:39, archived)

I really do

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 16:59, archived)

work it!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 15:58, archived)