fucking hell mate how big is the apartment?
Will you need a map to find the bathroom?
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 9:36, archived)

Small, just gives me a proper address in Egypt so I can stay. Had to go cop shop to get visa stamped this morning. Lots of red tape

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 10:15, archived)

He won't admit it when he gets lost and ends up in the river.
He's in de Nile.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:40, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:41, archived)

Night boat to Cairo

( mongychops, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:44, archived)

Also don't get conned into buying maps of the local landmarks and trying to sell them on to other tourists.
It's a pyramid scheme.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 11:45, archived)

Or their nightclub policy of only allowing a couple of people inside at a time
Two can come in
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 12:31, archived)