I rubbed viagra in my eyes. I wanted to look hard.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jan 2026, 17:36, archived)

weird, I thought you'd used vagisil
because you look like a cunt
(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 17:37, archived)

I'd guessed Prepation H.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jan 2026, 18:04, archived)

steameration b

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:13, archived)

Prepation

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:16, archived)

what3nonwords.com/prepation.perpation.reppation
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:32, archived)

alright Phimosis Spencer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:43, archived)

i had to edit the second one as i've had a drink and i just noticed it was the same as the first one
i hope that doesn't ruin your joke; it's so far over my head it might as well be a passing asteroid.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:46, archived)