afternoon

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jan 2026, 15:32, archived)

3 / 7 See You Later, Alligator
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn401prgx4jo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 15:59, archived)

3/7 slightly out of date Hula Hoops

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 16:07, archived)

3/7 far too many sportsball questions

( .Yeti., Fri 16 Jan 2026, 16:36, archived)

4 yeah

(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 17:36, archived)

3/7 in a while, paedophile

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jan 2026, 17:46, archived)

0/7 horrendous anal trauma

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 18:07, archived)

4/7 raw.anal.seepage

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 18:17, archived)

5/7 ///gunt.smeg.yeah

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 16:13, archived)

I rubbed viagra in my eyes. I wanted to look hard.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Jan 2026, 17:36, archived)

weird, I thought you'd used vagisil
because you look like a cunt
(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 17:37, archived)

I'd guessed Prepation H.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jan 2026, 18:04, archived)

steameration b

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:13, archived)

Prepation

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:16, archived)

what3nonwords.com/prepation.perpation.reppation
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:32, archived)

alright Phimosis Spencer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:43, archived)

i had to edit the second one as i've had a drink and i just noticed it was the same as the first one
i hope that doesn't ruin your joke; it's so far over my head it might as well be a passing asteroid.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:46, archived)